Dodger Dog-Marciano Cherry-Chicken Nugget-Cupcake-White Castle Slider Cleanse

I've done a lot of travelling as of late. World traveler, if you will. Although I have met a person or two who don't think going to Omaha Nebraska is world traveling. I decided this summer would be all about a tour of the flyover states. However after 2 weeks in Eastern Nebraska, as I combed through the invite to my cousins wedding in middle of no where Kentucky in early August "hell to the mother fucking no" sort of represents how I felt about that plan for my life. It was time for a new plan.

My new plan was a plan of staying put. Being, as you can call it. LA is a magical place with perfect weather, adventures abound, and all my favorite pals. Being a fan of LA has somehow become uncouth. But I'm not ashamed to say it, I like it here. There are the obvious obstacles in which to navigate around, of course - the $8 valet parking at the dry cleaners, "the scene," "the business," "other various pronouns," and the flavor diets of the day.

I've always refused to diet. Opting for dodger dogs in reasoning I've entitled part "I do what I want" and "I'm more fun than those skinny bitches." But I've amassed enough knowledge that doing a body good is in my best interest to having more energy and most obviously in an attempt to outlive my rivals.

As I noshed on chocolate covered raisins I googled various cleanses: master cleanse, vegan cleanse. While I am sure I will be awesome at any of them I choose, I just need one a little more tailored to me.

So I google Dodger Dog-Marciano Cherry-Chicken Nugget-Cupcake-White Castle Slider Cleanse - and it came back, with zero entries.

Looks like I will need a new plan to outlive my rivals.