More Blonde Conversations Overheard

My friends: So what's your plan?

Me: Oh now that I lost my job?

My friends: Yes.

Me: Oh sure. I totally have a solid plan.

My friends: And?

Me: Wait til the money runs out, then hit the pole.

My friends: That's a terrible idea.

Me: No it's not. I even thought of my stripper name.

My friends: And that is?

Me: Rebecca Simone.

My friends: That's a great stripper name. Isn't that your real name?

Me: Yep.

My friends: (Crickets)

Me: So totally meant to be, right?

My friends: (Crickets)